…and everyone else that was at the party last night. Thank you Chai for the Carlsberg, Paul for the stolen Absolut Raspberry, and Mr Sandhu once again for the Johnny Walker. You three amigos made the night! Superficialities aside, everyone who made the effort to be there and wish me happy birthday, thank you all so much. I barely know you guys but it really has been great times hanging out. Kim and Randy; the wasted duo, Nat and Jem; the dynamic duo (with Nat the Drunk), Majella (HAHAHAHAHA), Cynthia; BE HAPPY PLEASE, Aileen, Joanne, my brothers John; my Beatle Brother, Cristian; you lovely racist fucker, Chai; wise old Mufasa who doesn’t drink, smoke or abuse drugs but whose hair makes him look like he does all three, and most of all Jaslyn for spending the entire day with me and for putting up with my rubbish at Ashley’s place.

Nick: Thanks for bothering to text me a birthday greeting despite all the shit that’s happening now. I love you!

Now that the birthday is done with and that awfully tiring string of gigs are settled, it’s time really focus. I’m going to be a good boy and make history: I am going to start on the same day I make a promise to! I’m going to head over to John’s place in awhile to study math and physics. Fuck, yeah!